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Box of Six Gems
$15.00
Why choose just one when you can taste the whole mineral rainbow? The Flavor Crystal Sampler gives you all six signature gems — Melocrite, Raspberyl, Mugstonite, Spearmynx, Ananathite, Peachspar, and a bonus Ubelite — because self-control is overrated.
Each crystal is naturally* imbued with its own signature flavor and chaotic personality: from watermelon giggles to root-beer wisdom, minty cool to tropical mischief. Perfect for indecisive adventurers, gemstone gourmands, and anyone who’s ever licked a rock just to see what would happen.
(*“Naturally” may include mysterious geological phenomena and mild sorcery.)
Includes: 6 (...7) crystals for the price of 5 — one to share, or to immediately claim as your favorite and never mention again.